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Fictional location

Name: Celardo & Bornes Law Offices

Category: Injury Attorneys

Size: 2,000 Sq Ft

Condition: swell

Inhabitants: Steve Celardo & Rich Bornes

Map Location: F1

Description (ca. 1921):
Hit your head in a steam carriage? Break an arm on the trolley? Poke your eye on the sidewalk? Then you need Celardo & Bornes, Rochester's number one injury attorneys. Since opening our doors in 1897, we have obtained several millions in settlements for our clients, covering everything from stubbed toes to entire neighborhoods swallowed by sinkholes - that's right, no case is too big or too small for Cellardo & Bornes. Our lawyers are available 24/7, so don't wait, call now!

Celardo & Bornes Law Offices is located on the second floor of the Sibley Building in downtown Rochester, as advertised on a large, tacky billboard displayed on a large, vacant wall around the corner. As one might imagine, this seedy enterprise attracts all manners of undesirable people, which pairs well with the office's gaudy, gilded interior festooned with faux-marble textures, gold-painted chandeliers, and countless seemingly important law degrees and qualifications tacked onto every square inch of available wall space.